virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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  • me:looks at pet sleeping
  • pet:
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  • me:oh thank god i thought you died
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  • Mom:who ate all the chocolate hazelnut spread
  • Me:I'm nutelling you anything
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skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

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Continue to share your heart with people even if it has been broken.

Amy Poehler, Harvard Speech   (via rollingstomes)
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